So I turned to good ol' Google and found myself a bra size calculator. I busted out my sewing tape measure and input my band and bust measurements and clicked "Calculate your size."
This is what it spit out:
I'm sorry, have you SEEN me?
|Is it weird that I'm posting a picture and asking you to look at my boobs?|
And that's me on a particularly busty day.
Nice try, Miss "Professional Bra Fitter" Lady. I think your calculator might be just a leeeetle bit off.